An alleged NQ fat cat,
Kept saying his wallet was fat,
A bore with his shtik,
Energy very small d***,
Everyone thought him a t***.
Some basic New Jersey type seems to be cutting and pasting mindless comments that they think are amusing.
]]>There was a young student in pants,
Who had only one joke in his rants,
The jokes were in bad taste,
But he’d no talent to waste,
One trick pony, we’re tired of your bantz.
The first year BA Literary Studies resits are coming up next week, back to revision!
]]>Me not workin’ hard?
Yeah right. Picture that with a Kodak.
Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak.
]]>No need for snarky comments. I enjoyed it.
]]>He spent it on a fat Lamborghini
And a huge townhouse in Chelsea
And watched as the LC commenters died of jealousy…
Terrible. Who rhymes chance with chance? 0/10
]]>Following a partner’s directives
And waiving my rights under the Working Time Directive
With a working week of 80 hours
I yearn for that forlorn youth of ours
To corporations my soul has been sold
I hope I don’t die before I get old
Otherwise my life has been turned to shambles
And, on my third marriage, I still haven’t gotten to use my yacht and Lambo.