Comments on: ‘I’m not a wet lettuce’: Trainee solicitor behind SQE petition hits back at Braverman’s ‘snowflake’ jibe https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/ Legal news, insider insight and careers advice Fri, 22 Aug 2025 23:24:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 By: Louise https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1229556 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 23:24:13 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1229556 In reply to Ahmed.

because Americans love to brag!!!

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By: Louise https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1229555 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 23:22:29 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1229555 In reply to The JUDGE.

have some humility

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By: Louise https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1229554 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 23:21:41 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1229554 In reply to Anon.

it tests your months? You need a refund!

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By: Archibald O'Pomposity https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1229544 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 21:25:17 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1229544 In reply to The JUDGE.

PRECISELY.

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By: Walter d’Isney https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227926 Wed, 13 Aug 2025 10:35:04 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227926 ]]> In reply to Ariel.

Do you wish you could be part of that world?

🎶

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By: Lenny the Lettuce https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227784 Tue, 12 Aug 2025 08:03:51 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227784 In reply to Anon.

I self-identify as a lettuce and I’ll thank you all not to mock me, lest I be triggered.

You have been warned!

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By: Dry Kale https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227705 Mon, 11 Aug 2025 18:35:13 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227705 a wet nappy would be a better way to describe some Of these whingers than a wet lettuce!]]> In reply to Non sequitur.

😂 a wet nappy would be a better way to describe some
Of these whingers than a wet lettuce!

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By: J https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227657 Mon, 11 Aug 2025 10:55:31 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227657 In reply to The JUDGE.

The dismissive arrogance of the use of “son”. Do better

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By: Cap https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227156 Sat, 09 Aug 2025 00:58:09 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227156 ]]> In reply to Current London Trainee.

Who’s doing the SQE and then now doing LPC? Sounds like 🧢

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By: Old person who passed. https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227098 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:58:14 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227098 Pathetic . If you want to do a job that requires cojones, find a pair.

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By: Non sequitur https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227090 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:04:41 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227090 In reply to Mr Perseverance.

DryNites are to stop wet beds, not wet lettuces…

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By: Eex https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227059 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 12:36:58 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227059 Actually in most of civil jurisdictions you: a) have a close book exam; and b) you have to learn a humongous amount of information from different areas of law, some of which you will never use (Roman law, sea law etc). I know, because I am qualified in both systems. So the argument that SQE is somehow a disgraceful outlier fails.

And no, you don’t always have access to materials when you’re in court and are asked a question about ancillary legal doctrine that may or may not be material to the case. This profession is difficult people – get it through your heads and stop complaining.

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By: Eex https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227058 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 12:33:04 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227058 Actually in most of civil jurisdiction you: a) have a close book exam; and b) you have to learn a humongous amount of information from different areas of law, some of which you will never use (Roman law, sea etc). I know because I am qualified in both systems. So the argument that SQE is somehow an disgraceful outlier fails.

And no, you don’t always have access to materials when you’re in court and are asked a question about ancillary legal doctrine that may or may not be material to the case. This profession is difficult people – get it through your heads and stop complaining.

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By: Remember https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227041 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 09:23:58 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227041 Sue Ellen is not a real KC. She received the title when she was appointed Attorney General. Her legal career, such as it was, was only marginally less impressive than her political one.

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By: Current London Trainee https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227039 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 09:13:37 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227039 Beyond all of the (valid) arguments, just look at the LPC vs SQE – the pass rate differences, open book vs closed exams etc. Future (and current) trainees are entering the profession with monumentally higher walls than faced by their predecessors.

THAT is disproportionate.

The fact that everyone I know who has failed the SQE once or twice went on to do the LPC, and fly through it claiming it was ‘easy’, shows everything.

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By: reality check https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1227035 Fri, 08 Aug 2025 08:56:15 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1227035 In reply to Ahmed.

None of them are ‘elite’ lol. All they do is churn documents at 3 in the morning for investment bankers who laugh at them behind them backs.

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By: David https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1226956 Thu, 07 Aug 2025 21:29:22 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1226956 In reply to BHC.

Not at all, there’s only so much that the SQE and the LPC can teach you.

I’m on the LPC, already undergoing a training contract. One thing my principal told me has shaped my entire attitude towards learning the law; it was something along the lines of “it’s good that you can recite the law word for word to the client, but what advice are you actually giving them?”

After 6 months of being a Paralegal, shadowing my principle and now starting my training contract, I can 100% attest that “memorising” the law is most definitely not the same as “knowing” the law as there is more than 1 way to cut the cake, so to speak.

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By: Anna https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1226949 Thu, 07 Aug 2025 20:45:42 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1226949 Bro is a dry lettuce.

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By: A Barrister https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1226943 Thu, 07 Aug 2025 19:01:19 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1226943 In reply to BHC.

You don’t need to memorise the law. You need to know how to understand it, apply it and know where to find the answer. Memory is fallible, and it invites mistakes to rely upon it.

Conversely, the BPTC had several open book exams. Opinion Writing and Drafting were open book for example, not only that, but we could write anything in the books we wanted, I literally had whole stock opinions ready to go, drafted in the blank pages at the front and back of my textbook, all this was approved and recommended to us.
This is reflective of real practice. I don’t write every opinion from scratch, I will regularly reuse and repeat sections I’ve used in other opinions and orders.

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By: ABC https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1226942 Thu, 07 Aug 2025 18:57:45 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1226942 Let’s not forget the historic computers that crash almost every exam, with no time supplement for the exam that is already extremely time limited.
The extenuating circumstances application system is a joke and no one at the exam centre knew what to do when it came to submitting such circumstances.

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By: Anon https://www.legalcheek.com/2025/08/im-not-a-wet-lettuce-trainee-solicitor-behind-sqe-petition-hits-back-at-bravermans-snowflake-jibe/#comment-1226928 Thu, 07 Aug 2025 16:08:28 +0000 https://www.legalcheek.com/?p=223193#comment-1226928 In reply to One way to settle this….

As someone who scored top quintile on all SQE exams, even I couldn’t turn up to the exam with little notice again and do as well. The exam results corroborate with the effort you put in. It was evident in my learning group at my training provider that more than half of cohort did not even manage to keep up with the pace of the course. Call it genuine reasons, excuses of whatever. SQE is not something you can half-heartedly attempt and hope to pass. It tests your months before the day as much as the day itself. Instead of petitioning, I wish you looked around for SQE success stories and learned a little about them

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